Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Hatred of a Job + Coworkers
I work for a tech consulting firm so I actually work in someone Else's office building. I fucking hate the company I work for. My coworkers (who are also techs from the same firm) on the other hand make coming into the office everyday a living hell. Does anyone have the secret to this quagmire called life? or at least the winning lottery numbers for next week. I feel better now. So i will close the trap door in my mind where the evil thoughts dwell and go out a kick a dog. JK. I know this isnt blog worthy shit but its whats going on with me at the moment and I needed to vent.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Put up or Shut up Micheal Psycho
So it all started innocent enough and I was reading my friends blog when I got to the bottom of one certain topic I saw ,
"Shit! There's plenty of time until the next election in 2010! Time to file some papers! Secretary of State's office, here I come! If this is what amounts to the decisions required of the governor of California, I'm running! I know that I can do much better than this shit, and I don't even want the job! But what the fuck, if Schwarzenegger's proven anything over the past few years, it's that anyone can keep the seat warm at the Capitol! So let's roll! Posters! T-Shirts! Soft money Pay Pal donations! Stat! "
So I clicked the link and saw that it would not be impossible for him to actually run for office. So my sick mind started to work and the black sludge covered gears started to grind as the toxic mix of diesel and electric smoke poured from my ears. I thought what the hell I want to help get my friend elected to office.
"Below is the actual email I sent him, let hope this is one of those historic moments and not just more shit on the net.
"Lets do it, I will help anyway I can. They can do allot worse. We can have a fundraiser for the $3500 and get bands and celebs to back you. You are always bitching about whats wrong now its time to put up or shut up. And even if you don't make it very far thing of all the chaos and disruption we could cause while getting you there, and just think if for some fucked up twist of fate you did make it.....god help anyone who is not on your side.
Gov. Micheal Psycho. "
"Shit! There's plenty of time until the next election in 2010! Time to file some papers! Secretary of State's office, here I come! If this is what amounts to the decisions required of the governor of California, I'm running! I know that I can do much better than this shit, and I don't even want the job! But what the fuck, if Schwarzenegger's proven anything over the past few years, it's that anyone can keep the seat warm at the Capitol! So let's roll! Posters! T-Shirts! Soft money Pay Pal donations! Stat! "
So I clicked the link and saw that it would not be impossible for him to actually run for office. So my sick mind started to work and the black sludge covered gears started to grind as the toxic mix of diesel and electric smoke poured from my ears. I thought what the hell I want to help get my friend elected to office.
"Below is the actual email I sent him, let hope this is one of those historic moments and not just more shit on the net.
"Lets do it, I will help anyway I can. They can do allot worse. We can have a fundraiser for the $3500 and get bands and celebs to back you. You are always bitching about whats wrong now its time to put up or shut up. And even if you don't make it very far thing of all the chaos and disruption we could cause while getting you there, and just think if for some fucked up twist of fate you did make it.....god help anyone who is not on your side.
Gov. Micheal Psycho. "
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